July 18, 2002
Well, Nick has some writer's block this week. Ohhh no. That makes me sound like some kind of intellectual person--an author, I suppose. Maybe instead of writer's block, I'll just say I've got a case of block. Much better!
Yeah. Anyway...
I don't feel like being creative right now, so why don't you give it a shot. Just use the comment form and write me something. Anything. A joke, a story, a novel, whatever. You just might inspire me!
It's your turn to ramble.
I was talking to a girl earlier today who said that she has a mouse that she keeps in a shoe box that has a tiled interior.
Yes, I know, that is very odd.
Well...how 'bout if I give you a nice poem written by someone else? I think it's your kind of literature...let me know.
NOTHING TO DO?
Nothing to do?
Nothing to do?
Put some mustard in your shoe,
Fill your pockets full of soot,
Drive a nail into your foot,
Put some sugar in your hair,
Place your toys upon the stair,
Smear some jelly on the latch,
Eat some mud and strike a match,
Draw a picture on the wall,
Roll some marbles down the hall,
Pour some ink in daddy's cap--
Now go upstairs and take a nap.
-- Silverstein
Here's one of my lesser known poems:
In the family drinking well
Willie pushed his sister Nell.
She's there yet,
because it kilt her--
Now we have to buy a filter.
I read that Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
That's called "batting your eyelashes"...doesn't work for men.
Hey, alright...thanks for your excellent contributions. My friends (and family) truly are creative.
Oh, and a special thanks to Shakespeare for taking a minute to drop by and share! Thanks, dude.