Slowly, but deliberately, an alliance of dirt, dust, and filth has overwhelmed the peaceful subterranean level of the Cochran abode. But the inhabitants will put up with filth's tyranny no longer.

A young man by the name of Nick has come forth to unite the commoners and lead them into war against their dirty oppressors. The people rally to their new hero, who cuts through the legions of grime with his 9-foot mop. His strength and courage on the battlefield are unmatched, and his followers call him Bravemop.

The people fight for clean floors, shiny mirrors, and dust-free shelves, but above all, they fight for freedom. The battle for the basement has begun.

Tip #14: Cleaning the basement is way more fun while you listen to the Braveheart soundtrack.