My desk is inhabited by monkeys. One of these monkeys is always quiet. He never speaks a word and even covers his mouth with both hands to prevent any chance whispers from escaping. Voiceless, wordless, silent.

Readers, I have a confession to make...

I am that monkey.

I have neglected my blog and, in turn, my readers. For this, I apologize. I can only ask that you do not give up on me. And do not think that my life has become so boring and void of silliness that I have no blogworthy material. Nay, nay. My life remains a breeding ground for ridiculousness and jocularity.

The stories are coming...