Last week, my MOM was in town! We had a lot of fun and a lot of laughs. She is almost as silly as I am, and is certainly the silliest mom I know. But this is not a story about silliness--it's about deception and disappointment! Okay, where was I?

While Mom was here, she took me to Sam's and told me to stock up on whatever I wanted. She later had to clarify that she meant food, though, when I tried to put a foosball table in the cart. But this is not a story about foosball tables--it's about deception and disappointment! Getting back to the story...

I picked out a big box of crackers sandwiches--the kind that come in individually-wrapped six packs. I have always loved the Austin brand cheese crackers with peanut butter filling. Just writing about them makes my mouth water!

I could easily satisfy that craving, right? Nope, wrong. Because that box did not contain cheese and peanut butter goodness, as I was led to believe. It contained cheese crackers, but with a cheese filling! Ewww, sick!

Whoever invented cheese crackers with cheese filling is an idiot. I would rather drink gasoline than eat those. Repulsive.