June 18, 2002
I love being an American. I wouldn't trade my life here for anywhere else in the world.
However, if some evil fairy came to me, took away my life as an American, and commanded me to choose another citizenship, I would definitely choose British. (First I would cry a lot and ask the mean fairy to leave me alone.) British people are just so cool!
Case in point: Today, after a spirited game of ultimate frisbee, an English doctor (who was playing frisbee with us) commented on my sweat-soaked shirt, "My, you're quite saturated!" He said it with the certain charm that only Englishmen possess.
Quite humorous!
Winston Churchill once said: "Golf is a game whose aim it is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose."
Ah, that English sense of humor!
Haha! Yes, Dad--err, Mr. Disciplined--that is a perfect example of the English humor I was referring to.
Another thought...
The only thing better than a hot girl is a hot girl with an English accent. Wow!
speaking italian would make you even cooler, and get you chicks. being italian is ultimate.